1. You smell of alcohol, like, 95 per cent of the time.

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2. Your bank account is empty three days after pay day and you resort to being nice to customers just to have tips so you can eat.

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3. You have developed perfection at sarcasm and dark humour after repeatedly having to deal with stupid customers who insist on ignoring your pleas to NOT LIFT A DRINK OFF THE TRAY PLEASE.

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4. Random spurts of dancing at work are a common occurrence.

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5. You have a go-to facial expression when, during a busy Saturday night shift, someone orders seven different cocktails. One. At. A. Time.

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6. You spend your pay getting drunk and tipping bar staff to forget the horrible shifts you’ve just endured.

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7. You fall asleep on your way home from work, but wake yourself up shouting a question to an imaginary customer.

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7. You form countless enemies on the weekend because customers can’t wait their turn/ are so drunk they can’t taste the alcohol in their double vodka and soda/ think they can get a discount by flirting/ click their fingers at you.

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8. You dream for quiet Mondays so it feels like you’re living in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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9. Customers ask you what your real job is, like, all the time.

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10. Your diet pretty much consists of crisps, mixed nuts and olives.

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